Böb Jänke

Böb Jänke

@Bob_Janke

Followers30.4K
Following12K

Hee/Haw I write this for fun http://deceiverjr.blogspot.com Instagram @bobjanke The future King of England I know who DB Cooper is

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Joined on December 02, 2010
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Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
3 months
Average replies
11
Average retweets
170
Average likes
283
Tweets with photos
10 / 100
Tweets with videos
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Tweets with links
0 / 100
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The average Twitter user has 126 followers.

I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid.

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I'm wearing tan pants today and everyone keeps mistaking me for an IT guy

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Hey gang this was just a joke. Remember those?

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guys, the whole harry and meghan thing was just a joke. you know, a gag

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Harry and Meghan make their way to Canada with only $25 million dollars to their name. "It'll be difficult but we'll get by" says Meghan.

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Yeah I deleted that because I know some of you are afraid to look at words. I wouldn't want to upset anyone's delicate brain and get reported

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I'll take it

I'll take it

If girls keep turning you down it's probably because you got a bad review on the secret Yelp we have for dicks.

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Daring opinion. Tremors 2 is the better movie

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I'm at the age that I have a few metal folding chairs with my name taped to the back for parades and music in the park events.

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"You can't build a happy marriage on a foundation of lies" - Captain Merrill Stubing

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Good news. My tweet impressions are up 32.1%. Thanks gang, there'll be a little something extra in next weeks paychecks for all of you.

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Only a person that could design a robot that could build robots would be surprised by this kind of thing. You're too close to the work man.

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"We're not all crazy. Some of us are just on vacation."

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Isaac Asimov came up with the three laws of robotics in 1942 when Popeye was eating spinach and punching Hitler in the mouth

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People have been writing books and making movies about this EXACT thing for 100 years.

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Why does this surprise you. Have you egg heads never seen one single science fiction movie since the 1920s

Why does this surprise you. Have you egg heads never seen one single science fiction movie since the 1920s

deleting everything

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It turns out Disney owns my house so I had to delete all of that

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Amazon owns the Ring camera/doorbell. Amazon hires people to steal your Amazon packages so people buy more Ring cameras.

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Planet X

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