Garrison Duckworth - “The Duck”

Political satirist and pop culture gourmand. Also surrealist artist and fashion guru. Media gadfly.

Hatley, MS
Joined on May 17, 2017
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The 2012 election broke records with 31.7 million political tweets. Election Day was by far the most tweeted about event in US political history.

My daughter said this during the Super Bowl Halftime show: Mommy why are those whores gyrating? I’m scared, mommy. Why is this happening? Is Papa Trump still President? She’s 28 years old and her mother has been dead for 5 years. #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow #coronavirus

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Watching the Aaron Hernandez documentary. Wow. Those Clintons are ruthless. #AaronHernandez #Killary #ILikeBernie #ShamTrial

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Ran to the hospital cafeteria right quick & all the 3rd shift nurses are on break. EVERY. ONE. OF. THEM. is a certified big booty bad bitch... but I had to get back to dad... even if they were showing me their ink & askin' why I had to leave so soon. Fuck. #GodsBlessNurses

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! https://twitter.com/RealRomaDowney/status/1204822160470093824 …

I saw this and had to check to see if it was real. Of course it was real. Of course it was.

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Mayor Pete can’t even watch as Corey Booker’s muffled screams ululate and fade in and out and he thinks this is how you earn the black vote? Be an ally, Mayor Pete! #DemocraticDebate #CoreyBookerphasing #MayorPete

Mayor Pete can’t even watch as Corey Booker’s muffled screams ululate and fade in and out and he thinks this is how you earn the black vote? Be an ally, Mayor Pete! #DemocraticDebate #CoreyBookerphasing #MayorPete

It’s happening again. Booker is phasing in and out of existence. I’ve seen this before. I don’t know if I can watch this. He looks so scared. Warrn is screaming his name but he can’t hear her. How is he still not trending? #makeBookertrend #DemocraticDebate

It’s happening again. Booker is phasing in and out of existence. I’ve seen this before. I don’t know if I can watch this. He looks so scared. Warrn is screaming his name but he can’t hear her. How is he still not trending? #makeBookertrend #DemocraticDebate

Bernie Sanders looks like a big stupid baby if I take a picture of him at just the right time on purpose to make him appear foolish and that is not a good look and I am not here for it #Bernie2020 #DemocraticDebate

Bernie Sanders looks like a big stupid baby if I take a picture of him at just the right time on purpose to make him appear foolish and that is not a good look and I am not here for it #Bernie2020 #DemocraticDebate

The #FlamingoMask singer has taken the microphones away from all the debaters and sang a stirring rendition of Carrickfergus and revealed himself to be none other than @realDonaldTrump this is unexpected but not unwelcome. Beautiful voice.

The #FlamingoMask singer has taken the microphones away from all the debaters and sang a stirring rendition of Carrickfergus and revealed himself to be none other than @realDonaldTrump this is unexpected but not unwelcome. Beautiful voice.

Why are there two of the same person? Or is it just a two screen shot of the same person? This seems needlessly confusing. Anyway I’m voting for Swalwell #DemocraticDebate

Why are there two of the same person? Or is it just a two screen shot of the same person? This seems needlessly confusing. Anyway I’m voting for Swalwell #DemocraticDebate

I thought the commercial for Mucinex starring Stephen Paddock was in poor taste. Too soon, in my opinion. Anyway debate is back on. Princess Jasmine is talking again. #DemocraticDebate

I thought the commercial for Mucinex starring Stephen Paddock was in poor taste. Too soon, in my opinion. Anyway debate is back on. Princess Jasmine is talking again. #DemocraticDebate

It’s weird that #KamalaHarris is looking at me and commenting on what I’m wearing. Anyway Tom Steyer is doing pretty well. #TomSteyerisnttrending #DemocraticDebate

It’s weird that #KamalaHarris is looking at me and commenting on what I’m wearing. Anyway Tom Steyer is doing pretty well. #TomSteyerisnttrending #DemocraticDebate

Amy Klobuchar just said she supports forced sterilization for minor traffic offenses. That seems extreme to me. #DemocraticDebate #AmyForAmerica

Amy Klobuchar just said she supports forced sterilization for minor traffic offenses. That seems extreme to me. #DemocraticDebate #AmyForAmerica

It’s weird that #AndrewYang is up there on the debate stage right now because he’s also staring at me through my bathroom window. Weird. #YangMediaBlackout #Yang2020 #FlamingoMask #DemDebate

It’s weird that #AndrewYang is up there on the debate stage right now because he’s also staring at me through my bathroom window. Weird. #YangMediaBlackout #Yang2020 #FlamingoMask #DemDebate

Bernie Sanders has been fighting for me since before I was born and I am not here for it #DemDebate

Bernie Sanders has been fighting for me since before I was born and I am not here for it #DemDebate

Long story short Corey Booker reminds me of this guy I know who I don’t like so nothing he can say will change my mind #DemocraticDebate #coreybookerisnottrending

Long story short Corey Booker reminds me of this guy I know who I don’t like so nothing he can say will change my mind #DemocraticDebate #coreybookerisnottrending

What even is happening to Corey Booker right now? Is this happening to anyone else? This is making me nervous. #EndorseAndrewYang #DemocraticDebate

What even is happening to Corey Booker right now? Is this happening to anyone else? This is making me nervous. #EndorseAndrewYang #DemocraticDebate

Whatever Marianne Williamson is doing in the #DemocraticDebate right now it is a whole mood and I am not here for it #DemocraticDebate #Biden2020

Whatever Marianne Williamson is doing in the #DemocraticDebate right now it is a whole mood and I am not here for it #DemocraticDebate #Biden2020

Pete Buttigeg’s nostrils are a whole mood and I am not here for it #Bernie2020 #DemocraticDebate

Pete Buttigeg’s nostrils are a whole mood and I am not here for it #Bernie2020 #DemocraticDebate

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