Gonzo Strangelove

Gonzo Strangelove

@GonzoStrangeluv

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Sooners superfan; OKSt alum; lapsed academic: HIST/GEOG; CW re-enactor (Union); Mercenary wordsmith; Emcee; Grumpy McGrumpy per Emily Sutton KFOR (I am indeed).

Joined on March 09, 2012
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Fun Fact

Lady Gaga – the most followed Twitterer, with almost 78 million followers – gains followers faster than Twitter adds new accounts.

Do NOT leave your social media accounts open in hostile territory. That is all.

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The perfect film for modern, sports-deprived folk:

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Y’all out here ordering dildos on amazon during a pandemic and the workers are FED UP!

Y’all out here ordering dildos on amazon during a pandemic and the workers are FED UP!

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March 1st vs. April 1st:

March 1st vs. April 1st:

Saving some of y’all now Tomorrow, you will see reports that college football has been cancelled Just remember that it is April 1

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Quoted @FINALLEVEL

Since you MFs don’t seem to understand when I say it nicely...

Since you MFs don’t seem to understand when I say it nicely...

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Well it’s not goddamned March any more, there’s that.

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Yu wOn’t GEt tHe BaLL at oU. It’S aN AiR rAiD oFFeNse 🤨
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Yu wOn’t GEt tHe BaLL at oU. It’S aN AiR rAiD oFFeNse 🤨

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If you use the term "Millennial" for college students, stop. That's Gen Z. Then again, I'm Gen X. So, whatever.

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Be kind.

Be kind.

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Wait... An airline spent the majority of its billions and billions in profits buying back its own stock and failing to make any sensible, long-term plans, and is now begging the government to bail its ass out and threatening to fire its employees if they don't? Get a rope.

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so no one was gonna tell me that walruses can whistle i just had to find this out on my own?

so no one was gonna tell me that walruses can whistle i just had to find this out on my own?

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I must be dizzy from COVID-19, but @Longhorn_Morty is an alright dude--for an enemy, deserving of scorn and banishment from decent society.

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Every single CFB coach right now needs to cut a PSA with this message. "If you don't take this Virus seriously, there is NO shot in playing football this Fall. The quicker we do all of this, the quicker we can get back to normalcy" Let's make it happen

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Quoted @TheHoopCentral

BREAKING: Kevin Durant has tested positive for Coronavirus, per @ShamsCharania

He knew he couldn’t beat it so he joined it

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My god, Facebook is a cesspool right now. Worse than usual, that is, if you can imagine such a thing. I shoulda known better than to go in there.

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jamie
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Quarantine day 6.

Quarantine day 6.

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Quoted @StephanieKelton

For those who might be wondering, “Where did the Federal Reserve get the $1.5 trillion they just committed to injecting?” A blast from the past explanation of how it all works. 💻

For those who might be wondering, “Where did the Federal Reserve get the $1.5 trillion they just committed to injecting?” 
A blast from the past explanation of how it all works. 💻

Fed policy = COMPUTER MAKE MONEY NUMBER GO BIG

An analogy for your consideration: Citizen: There's a burglar in my house. 911 Dispatch: Quick, go lock the door to keep burglars out.

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OK. Until this thing is over we’ve all got to be helpful, friendly and kind to each other, understood? Hatchets buried. Grievances forgotten. Disputes resolved. Feuds ended. Strangers smiled at. When the final whistle is blown we can go back to be being mean and beastly. Agreed?

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