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I’ve seen GENERALS with less attitude, arrogance and swagger than this 2nd Lieutenant. https://t.co/pitxd9XXly
Why does this racist white boy "Greg Kelly" gotta put "USA" in his screen name? We don't put TWITTER HELP DESK USA in OUR screen name. Where we're from doesn't matter. What's this "Greg" guy afraid of? Why are all angry white boys like this? https://t.co/m8cs5RXSm8
I told a bootlicker that pizza delivery drivers have more dangerous jobs than cops so they asked me who I'd rather call if my house was burglarized or my car stolen I gotta say I'd much rather have a fresh-baked pizza pie after such a traumatic experience than have to answer
There's some deep truth here. https://t.co/cV75fMyGKX
This is how it goes. We try and try to put things down in the same spot: car keys go here... Phone goes here. But we've been distracted, set phone down, thought 'oh, remember this, it's not the normal place for...' And damn. Phone lost for two days. https://t.co/pr7eWipMVE
We've only ridden the San Francisco streetcars a couple of times. These photos are gorgeous and as soon as we can safely do so, we'll make a trip down to ride them to Ghirardelli Square. https://t.co/DPjlAA6gF6
At least, we hope it’s a final update. Please take it slow, follow traction requirements and be prepared for winter conditions. https://t.co/jhVvp2kb2S
Bro-dude driving a jacked-up 4WD pickup and thinking he's invincible in the snow is three miles from the pass and about to 360 spin across all four lanes in 3, 2, 1... https://t.co/Co93jt4dAt
*sigh* nearly 13 years after the GFC, people STILL do not know how banking works. "Fractional reserve" banking does not exist. Banks create deposits when they lend and use reserves to make payments. https://t.co/VObMROI1nt
Robert Mundell, Nobel-winning economist and architect of Reaganomics, dies at 88 https://t.co/KR4mDPBoCn
Ooh! Ooh! Time to invoke the Bette Davis rule! "Never speak ill of the dead." Bette Davis: "Oh, he's dead? Good!" https://t.co/yEhkVbLX29
Honestly it's damn near impossible to have any sympathy for the goobers that fall for this. https://t.co/ifwOG290fN
Working on the front lines of high-tech ourselves, we are of course intensely curious about all aspects of tech. Including self-driving (aka "autonomous") cars. This bit of speculative fiction is a wonderful look into the near future. https://t.co/jiPMlMUsjr