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Quoted @MuchCoffee

A little too on the nose.... https://t.co/IqB2Vpz7iJ

Artists were predicting the horror of the perpetual rental economy SEVEN YEARS AGO. https://t.co/vFmoGGBhFb

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Quoted @gregkellyusa

I’ve seen GENERALS with less attitude, arrogance and swagger than this 2nd Lieutenant. https://t.co/pitxd9XXly

I’ve seen GENERALS with less attitude, arrogance and swagger than this  2nd Lieutenant. https://t.co/pitxd9XXly

Why does this racist white boy "Greg Kelly" gotta put "USA" in his screen name? We don't put TWITTER HELP DESK USA in OUR screen name. Where we're from doesn't matter. What's this "Greg" guy afraid of? Why are all angry white boys like this? https://t.co/m8cs5RXSm8

Quoted @tristan__isaac

I told a bootlicker that pizza delivery drivers have more dangerous jobs than cops so they asked me who I'd rather call if my house was burglarized or my car stolen I gotta say I'd much rather have a fresh-baked pizza pie after such a traumatic experience than have to answer

There's some deep truth here. https://t.co/cV75fMyGKX

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This is how it goes. We try and try to put things down in the same spot: car keys go here... Phone goes here. But we've been distracted, set phone down, thought 'oh, remember this, it's not the normal place for...' And damn. Phone lost for two days. https://t.co/pr7eWipMVE

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When journalists have these public spats on twitter do they think doing so will resolve the issue? https://t.co/NRpgkL2UEY

When journalists have these public spats on twitter do they think doing so will resolve the issue? https://t.co/NRpgkL2UEY

More noir? https://t.co/pIWLgqmZgU

We've only ridden the San Francisco streetcars a couple of times. These photos are gorgeous and as soon as we can safely do so, we'll make a trip down to ride them to Ghirardelli Square. https://t.co/DPjlAA6gF6

Quoted @wsdot

At least, we hope it’s a final update. Please take it slow, follow traction requirements and be prepared for winter conditions. https://t.co/jhVvp2kb2S

Bro-dude driving a jacked-up 4WD pickup and thinking he's invincible in the snow is three miles from the pass and about to 360 spin across all four lanes in 3, 2, 1... https://t.co/Co93jt4dAt

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Quoted @rabid_tommy

@nycsouthpaw @MaxBoot Hide the vaccine in crayons... they’ll never notice the difference in taste.

Brilliant idea for getting US Marines to take the vaccine. Seriously. https://t.co/pYlnIGfgOS

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Quoted @Caltrain

It’s a car. In a tunnel. https://t.co/1cyjoPmfKv

LOL at the shade thrown here! https://t.co/jswF81TAJs

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Quoted @IwriteOK

My mother died today. So it goes.

We lost our mother when we were young. @IwriteOK you have our sympathy. We love your shout-out to Jane Pauley, by the way. https://t.co/46OD7IZuoo

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LOL our red-state gun-lovin' in-laws probably posted at least eighty pissed-off replies to this tweet. https://t.co/lCkiIOY7If

LOL our red-state gun-lovin' in-laws probably posted at least eighty pissed-off replies to this tweet. https://t.co/lCkiIOY7If

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We don't know who hates whom the most: Is Thatcher hated by people in the UK more than Reagan is hated by people in the US? Or is it a dead heat? LOL, see what we did there? https://t.co/dhgVIkZEQc

Quoted @Frances_Coppola

*sigh* nearly 13 years after the GFC, people STILL do not know how banking works. "Fractional reserve" banking does not exist. Banks create deposits when they lend and use reserves to make payments. https://t.co/VObMROI1nt

Ooh! A bunch of money nerds are arguing about what banks do! This is just as entertaining as watching car nerds argue about what oil is best for their car! #HashtagSarcasm https://t.co/7da3yp22cA

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Quoted @washingtonpost

Robert Mundell, Nobel-winning economist and architect of Reaganomics, dies at 88 https://t.co/KR4mDPBoCn

Ooh! Ooh! Time to invoke the Bette Davis rule! "Never speak ill of the dead." Bette Davis: "Oh, he's dead? Good!" https://t.co/yEhkVbLX29

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Twitter Upgrade! Coming in 2 weeks, the dev team will roll out a feature where replies to a tweet are blocked after the tenth consecutive reaction gif is posted. Are you looking forward to it as much as we are? Oh, and you can't opt-out either!

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Quoted @ShaneGoldmacher

This is the NRCC's homepage prechecked donation box right now. Unchecking makes supporters a "DEFECTOR" https://t.co/xADoxrsbCj https://t.co/tOcm4F75Pj

This is the NRCC's homepage prechecked donation box right now.

Unchecking makes supporters a "DEFECTOR" https://t.co/xADoxrsbCj https://t.co/tOcm4F75Pj

Honestly it's damn near impossible to have any sympathy for the goobers that fall for this. https://t.co/ifwOG290fN

Author Sarah Gailey really hit this one outta the park.

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Working on the front lines of high-tech ourselves, we are of course intensely curious about all aspects of tech. Including self-driving (aka "autonomous") cars. This bit of speculative fiction is a wonderful look into the near future. https://t.co/jiPMlMUsjr

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When the only tool you have is an idiot, the only solutions you get are idiotic. https://t.co/uHV14xlrci

When the only tool you have is an idiot, the only solutions you get are idiotic. https://t.co/uHV14xlrci

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