Sloane Crosley

Sloane Crosley

@askanyone

Followers100.9K
Following249

Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp and Look Alive Out There. I fit in your pocket.

West Village, Manhattan
Joined on March 30, 2009
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Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
18 hours
Average replies
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Average retweets
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Average likes
54
Tweets with photos
11 / 100
Tweets with videos
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529. in country United States and category Writer

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Ah, I see we’ve come to the point in 2020 when I will love ANY rendition of Silver Springs.

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I would like to see a Windex ad in which a grave robber exhumes a glass coffin and has to wipe it down to make sure it’s the right person. It’s just one of those things I’d like to see.

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My amazing friend (obviously would never use either word to his face) @sternyoulearn just helped launch this series for the @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris campaign. New videos up every Thursday through the election! First one premiers tonight. #teamjoesings https://t.co/KoKRrYwbR4

My amazing friend (obviously would never use either word to his face) @sternyoulearn just helped launch this series for the @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris campaign. New videos up every Thursday through the election! First one premiers tonight. #teamjoesings https://t.co/KoKRrYwbR4

Quoted @SamaanAshrawi

I don’t usually do threads but today I wanna tell y’all why these 20 seconds of footage of a kid in a blue and red jacket stage diving at a Bad Brains concert at CBGB’s in NYC in 1982 are important. Then I wanna tell y’all this kid’s story. https://t.co/D7YEWLKHzL

I don’t usually do threads but today I wanna tell y’all why these 20 seconds of footage of a kid in a blue and red jacket stage diving at a Bad Brains concert at CBGB’s in NYC in 1982 are important. Then I wanna tell y’all this kid’s story. https://t.co/D7YEWLKHzL

I love everything about this with the exception of the accidental foray into "crisp." https://t.co/BNeyhAkKl9

Instagram has just informed me that there's a Rooney Mara fan account with 93,000 followers who have signed up for regular out-of-date pictures of Rooney Mara and mother of christ please just vote.

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People who type your signature instead of drawing it on docusign: Do u hate fun?

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At this point, if you open any document I send without waiting the customary hour for a "use this one instead!" email, that's on you.

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"Anarchist Jurisdiction" is the name of my jam band.

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Dry cleaners telling us our clothes are pretty = the lady equivalent of “the stripper really likes me.”

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There is but one thing all Americans can agree on: https://t.co/XLlIPwBnkS

There is but one thing all Americans can agree on: https://t.co/XLlIPwBnkS

9/19: Jared’s mom is screaming — SCREAMING — about RBG.

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יהי זכרה מהפכה

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Three Lives open and at capacity every time I walk by 💪🏼

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With most smart people, the lights are off but they're definitely home.

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Quoted @Jared_Carrabis

This has to be an SNL skit. It just has to be. https://t.co/HURtVSr9DL

This has to be an SNL skit. It just has to be. https://t.co/HURtVSr9DL

Omg “Shauna” NO https://t.co/zXInYaWOrT

Slightly worried that rinsing coffee grounds from the sink is the highlight of my day but it's JUST SO SATISFYING.

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Is it me or are we overdue for an arbitrary photo challenge that somehow manages to be painful while also accomplishing nothing?

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Just came across my notes from 2 years ago, when I went on a cruise for an essay. Scribbled down the following daily vm from the fitness center: "remember, there's nothing happening on the ship that's more important than your health!"

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