Sloane Crosley

Sloane Crosley

@askanyone

Followers100.8K
Following243

Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp and Look Alive Out There. I fit in your pocket.

West Village, Manhattan
Joined on March 30, 2009
@askanyone Statistics

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Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
2 months
Average replies
41
Average retweets
2686
Average likes
7752
Tweets with photos
10 / 100
Tweets with videos
5 / 100
Tweets with links
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527. in country United States and category Writer

Fun Fact

The average Twitter user has tweeted 307 times.

There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

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You will never teach anyone a lesson by not liking their Instagram post. You know that, right?

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Quoted @RosieGray

Bloomberg campaign says, in note to reporters post-debate, "It took him just 45 minutes in his first debate in 10 years to get his legs on the stage. He was just warming up tonight."

Read: mediocre white guy with money didn't prepare despite unprecedented resources because he was over-confident and his sense of entitlement has the inflation and ultimate destiny of the Hindenburg.

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Worried about the carbon footprint of the under eye skin on this stage.

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Cheers to that little patch of lower ankle hair that escaped the reaping. Enjoy your day.

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Perfect all-purpose book title: Our National Nightmare

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Quoted @clairehoworth

when @hasanminhaj got his first #whcd gig, @mulaney was stoked that HM “was going to make fun of the biggest worst sonofabitch that ever got to be president ever." (another @askanyone special!) https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/10/hasan-minhaj-patriot-act-interview …

Congrats on round two @hasanminhaj. Grab him by the tan line.

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I’m so incredibly happy to share my @vanityfair cover with all of you. Thank you radhikajones for having me, @askanyone for a fun honest interview, samiranasr for the most beautiful and cool looks, and… https://www.instagram.com/p/B8thbZnHPqS/?igshid=1ma0pq6rmamvh …

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Quoted @VanityFair

Presenting March cover star Ana de Armas, reinvented Bond girl and your new Marilyn Monroe. Read our cover story: http://vntyfr.com/O8l0h7r 

Presenting March cover star Ana de Armas, reinvented Bond girl and your new Marilyn Monroe. Read our cover story: http://vntyfr.com/O8l0h7r 

This one is full of beans! Here’s to the enchanting @Ana_d_Armas who let me teach her the term “tall poppy syndrome.” Long may she grow.

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I posted a picture of an owl and lost a bunch of followers. Go. Go now. You’re the wrong kind of people.

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Quoted @jvonne78

OWLS CAN SIT CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE

OWLS CAN SIT CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE

wow, this owl is my newest and only friend

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Seems to me women fear violence AND humiliation and men just fear losing. We get BOTH of the things. We win! Ha!

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I am genuinely confused by anyone who does not have a cubby or campus mailbox but does have an opinion about Valentine's Day.

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Airplane banana. Do I eat you on land? Only God knows your journey. Still cold. Airplane banana.

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Hemisphere-wise, we already have a Mayor Pete and he's running Canada so we should stop this discussion on a roll call basis alone.

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What is this pageant sash dress trend? It’s no good. Also Kelly Ripa looks like a tiny piece of burnt bacon. I’ve had wine.

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I don’t need an excuse to celebrate Laura Dern all the mf time but Oscar night is a wonderful occasion to revisit @askanyone’s @VanityFair profile, out 12 months ago. What a spectacular year it has been for this prolific actor.

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You’re an adult if, for no reason, you have more than one kind of cheese in your fridge.

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Hey @Postmates . Maybe reimburse your delivery people for a cab should they get hit by a fucking car.

Hey @Postmates . Maybe reimburse your delivery people for a cab should they get hit by a fucking car.

Broker fees to the left of me, Global Entry to the right...

Broker fees to the left of me, Global Entry to the right...

Trying to figure out where to out the breaks in a long piece of writing and am like: fuck it, how 'bout every other line, it's a children's book now, it floats in the bath, nothing matters. Happy State of the Union, everyone!

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