John Singleton

John Singleton

@jsingle96432364

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Aspiring author, crap linguist, mediocre father/husband

Middle of Nowhere, Utah
Joined on October 16, 2018
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Remember when you were younger and you could hold your poop in until it was convenient to go? I swear, every time I poop it‘s an emergency.

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...and the tantrum continues. https://t.co/zaB9L9Sytd

...and the tantrum continues. https://t.co/zaB9L9Sytd

He gets very upset when I clean out his ears. https://t.co/dTz9d5gAlr

He gets very upset when I clean out his ears. https://t.co/dTz9d5gAlr

ESTE VIDEO ME GUSTA MUCHÍSIMO 🦈🐶💦 https://t.co/JqZiUay0aj

ESTE VIDEO ME GUSTA MUCHÍSIMO 🦈🐶💦 https://t.co/JqZiUay0aj

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❝Compassion is not religious business, it is human business, it is not luxury, it is essential for our own peace & mental stability, it is essential for human survival.❞ 

– Dalai Lama

Prosthetic leg for the Gentle Giant..
Beautiful! 🥺😭

📽Imgur..🐘🐾 https://t.co/NIOH40ebo9

❝Compassion is not religious business, it is human business, it is not luxury, it is essential for our own peace & mental stability, it is essential for human survival.❞ – Dalai Lama Prosthetic leg for the Gentle Giant.. Beautiful! 🥺😭 📽Imgur..🐘🐾 https://t.co/NIOH40ebo9

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Fried pork chops, pasta with red sauce, and my wife’s famous balsamic and olive oil dressing with lemon zest, almonds, and cranberries on spinach. https://t.co/e4b5KKFq0j

Fried pork chops, pasta with red sauce, and my wife’s famous balsamic and olive oil dressing with lemon zest, almonds, and cranberries on spinach. https://t.co/e4b5KKFq0j

Quoted @TheHinduDindu

hell is full and demons are among us https://t.co/0WyHLpXOlc

hell is full and demons are among us https://t.co/0WyHLpXOlc

This literally made my stomach hurt. This is not hyperbole, I had a wave of pain in my stomach when I read this. https://t.co/XuAXcr3lAd

I had a buddy who claimed to be at a caloric deficit but still unable to lose weight. I looked at his MyFitnessPal and can confirm he was undercounting his calories by at least half. 350 calories for a pulled pork sandwich? No way. The bread alone had 350.

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I was going to run today, but there is quite a bit of smoke in the air from the East Fork fire. It is not good for my asthma to run in this, but I need the exercise... https://t.co/oaiPMgO2ld

I was going to run today, but there is quite a bit of smoke in the air from the East Fork fire. It is not good for my asthma to run in this, but I need the exercise... https://t.co/oaiPMgO2ld

I beat the main story of Dragonball Z: Kakarot last night, the fighting was a lot of fun and I got a good sense of nostalgia from the game. Then I moved on to Mortal Shell which is really good so far, but I still need to acclimate to the controls.

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Bored 4-year-olds in the back seat of the car asking follow-up questions like:

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Bored 4-year-olds in the back seat of the car asking follow-up questions like: https://t.co/uoi5wPQahc

Fiver when he sees my car coming: https://t.co/0hgI07OFwx

Fiver when he sees my car coming: https://t.co/0hgI07OFwx

Why are you juking a hrududu? 

You aren’t tricking me, I am TRYING to avoid you!

Stop making a drive to the bus stop into The Fury Road. https://t.co/A5nMJBa68z

Why are you juking a hrududu? You aren’t tricking me, I am TRYING to avoid you! Stop making a drive to the bus stop into The Fury Road. https://t.co/A5nMJBa68z

I just had to tighten the screw a little so the gun didn't slide out when held upside down.

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New holster arrived. I can finally carry my full sized again instead of my wife’s spare gun. https://t.co/lLZg3hI07f

New holster arrived. I can finally carry my full sized again instead of my wife’s spare gun. https://t.co/lLZg3hI07f

Buffalo wings with homemade buffalo sauce. 

Tasty, though I had to dump the first batch of sauce because it wasn’t good, second attempt was close to what I wanted. https://t.co/LYEsBv46Ck

Buffalo wings with homemade buffalo sauce. Tasty, though I had to dump the first batch of sauce because it wasn’t good, second attempt was close to what I wanted. https://t.co/LYEsBv46Ck

Dogs got in a fight. It is amazing how quick the puppy is to both throw a tantrum because his feelings were hurt and say he’s sorry. It is also amazing how Sadeeqi dog starts the fight, loses the fight, and yet refuses to yield. Couple of idiots.

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I am the member of a very niche demographic that both: 1. drinks whiskey straight And 2. loves pumpkin spice products I’m just saying, I alone would buy a pumpkin spice whiskey.

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