Jeff Sawyer

Jeff Sawyer

@sawyerspeaks

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i’m no one; ask anyone. Won New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest, wrote for Letterman/more. #Ithaca #Resist. #NewHampshire Passions: 3Js: jazz, jokes, jalopies.

New Hampshire, USA
Joined on April 04, 2009
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Inside 100 Tweets

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It took 3 years, 2 months and 1 day to get to the billionth tweet.

Face masks make me look stupid, says man wearing Crocs https://t.co/myzy3XzmuT

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Spooky fact: No one has ever purchased a wind chime, and there is no factory that manufactures them. People just discover wind chimes outside houses they've bought and are oddly disinclined to remove them.

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Sloth Bear vs Tiger https://t.co/Th1ft38Dnr via @YouTube

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What happens next?

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As Dangerous #HeatWave Continues, Government Advises Scrotal Distancing #SocialDistancing #WeatherAlert

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The most terrifying half-tomato I’ve ever had. https://t.co/fhoOqPO3Gh

The most terrifying half-tomato I’ve ever had. https://t.co/fhoOqPO3Gh

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I could do without zombies.

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#Hummingbird #drone ! Watch a Breathtaking Monarch Butterfly Swarm https://t.co/5GVFyUbvzL via @YouTube

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Honestly I think England should be celebrating today too cause woo boy did you guys dodge a bullet.

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Every time he’s tried to say Ulysses, he’s said “Ulysheeus.” Literally every time. You can feel free to STFU about Biden, @DonaldJTrumpJr.

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Lindsay Lohan, who has been alive for no less that 73 years, somehow turned 34 yesterday.

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...@realDonaldTrump - what did the two of you have in common???? https://t.co/Dx1MATZMIJ

...@realDonaldTrump - what did the two of you have in common???? https://t.co/Dx1MATZMIJ

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Brand that Sailed into Spring now Diving into Summer #onion #theonion #BadCopy #copywriting #advertising

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I’m sure glad Obama killed Osama bin Laden before Trump had a chance to become friends with him.

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Funny Work From Home Fails During Coronavirus Quarantine Lockdown https://t.co/SG0hPmEMic via @YouTube

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The FBI is warning about fraudulent Covid-19 antibody tests. Officials stress that real antibody tests do not involve the health worker asking you to "Pull my finger."

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This Kind of Leak Only Comes from Someone Very Worried About Something They Can't Stop https://t.co/sjG0j4Iyof via @Esquire

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