#DadJoke

Fun Fact

10 tweets per second mention Starbucks.

What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.#dadjoke

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@_adamcrowley #dadjoke. Welcome to official dad hood my man!

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Quoted @BrunusCutis

I wish my lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself!

This is how you #dadjoke @theriverfish https://t.co/n555lQN8pz

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*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" #dadjoke #joke #funny #icanhazdadjoke

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@alannarizzo I plan on catching them all #DadJoke

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@CNN Just wear a shirt that says playoffs, they can never get ahold of that #dadjoke

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What logical fallacy can help you hear the best?
A red herring aid. 

#dadjoke #dadjokeoftheday https://t.co/IWg5XGq6Jq https://t.co/Ds4xZ7OJhX

What logical fallacy can help you hear the best? A red herring aid. #dadjoke #dadjokeoftheday https://t.co/IWg5XGq6Jq https://t.co/Ds4xZ7OJhX

Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. #pun / #dadjoke

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Quoted @WhiskeyRiff

I’m done with people. I just want to be best friends with this dude. https://t.co/sfKwRigST9

I’m done with people. I just want to be best friends with this dude. https://t.co/sfKwRigST9

That’s a baaah’d man!! #DadJoke https://t.co/5Lt79DAqnP

They relished the chance to perform
#dadjoke https://t.co/K4kg1m6Gbc

They relished the chance to perform #dadjoke https://t.co/K4kg1m6Gbc

Quoted @USPS

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

Classic #dadJoke https://t.co/X1TQ63WTSP

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Mi tweet anterior estuvo tan cagado que le tuve que quitar la ropa y meterlo a baΓ±ar. #dadjoke #Notengohijos #PlotTwist

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I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii" #dadjoke

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Whiteboards ... are remarkable. #RandomJokesIO #dadJoke

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction. #dadJoke #dadJokes

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Are Ice Pops the instrumental version of Ice Capades? #DadJoke #DadJokes

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... and my wife gazumped me on a #DadJoke before leaving for work... β€˜... this Tangara thing’s really gone off the rails...’. 😣

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